scotch and splenda. tastes like splenda, gets you drunk like scotch.

okay okay, so not only did i steal that quote from the office, but I stole off a "buzz" on google buzz my friend Liz posted.

but its hilarious. the office is hilarious. liz is hilarious. so it had to be done.


WELP- Its that time of the year when we can all pretend that its socially acceptable to be induced into puking from alcohol before noon: SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! ow ow!

Gonna hit up Kiladares, went last year, pretty legit, irish cover band, I'm into that.

I think I'll get drunk and post another blog later tonight. should be interesting.

Goal tonight: get everyone in the bar to do what I call the Shamrock Shuffle............... if you have to ask, then you'll never know.

Silante!

xoxo,
gossip girl