There's always money in the Banana Stand...

So i went into hibernation for about 30 hours... why? because i'm a huge procrastinator this semester. I have 2 paper left of my college career... and they're not even that difficult... but of course this most recent one (due today) i put off until the last minute. After spending all day sunday................ i mean monday.......... reading the book i had to write the paper on i stayed up all night working on it. It turned out okay i think... D'S GET DEGREES thats all i'm saying...

I would have spent sunday working on it but I went to a Caron Foundation fund raiser... more like a FUN-raiser! it was a comedy show, get it... i'm being funny? play on words... the comedian was funny, some of the references to childhood are always classic, but i have to tell you I reallllllyyy dislike fat jokes. ESPECIALLY when the comedian is the skinniest guy in the entire world... i find them cheap, and an easy laugh (however, i did no such thing) and its like, clearly he was funny so I'm sure if he worked a little harder he could think of funnier things than a woman's weight.

wahhh wahhhh debbie downer

So this weekend SPRING FLING, like i promised.

talk about FLASH MOB! About 100 sju kids piled onto the R5... if you happened to be on the R5 around 10:10pm on saturday night then you would have been serenaded by an acapella (spelling?) rendition of "sweet child of mine" posing off of the Step Brothers movie... if you haven't seen this scene.. (hah. seen. scene) check it out: you won't regret it. i wish i had captured our sweet serenade on tape.




Walked into a house on the first corner we saw... live band which was legit, and they didn't make us pay for cups...( probably cause this is the only week of the year that the ivy leaguers party...) what? i said it....


If you've never been to an uptight, stuffy, Waspy bar then you definitely need to try Smokes. Located in University City near Penn's campus the elite jocks meet to sip on their gin and tonics and make fun of the girls dancing. OH and don't bother requesting a song... they wont play it.... bastards. HOWEVER, i was impressed by the $1 cover... not to shabby for a saturday night (and the music really wasn't bad)...

But did i let these judgey ivy-leaguers bother me? NEVER. Tina and I danced the night away.. FIRST on the dance floor thank you very much... not giving a SHIT about what anyone thought, at one point I believe words were exchange something along the lines of "GET OUT OF HERE. STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS" when someone's back was turned..........



Well party people. I'm off to class. Enjoy your 4/20 responsibly. (had to say it)